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Eggs too! Surfer Dude was great too! Has anybody else noticed a troubling trend with Matthew McConaughey and his movie posters? permalinkembedsaveparent[–]shazam99301 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago(0 children)He got older, they all stayed the same age.

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permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]blakejbs8[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago(1 child)Power music electric revival permalinkembedsaveparentgive goldload more comments(1 reply)load more comments(1 reply)[–]HairlessSasquatch 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago(0 children)Being Sean Connery. permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]grilled_cheese14 251 points252 points253 points 2 years ago(13 children)He'd be a terrible stand-up comedian permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]ur_not_a_good_troll 102 points103 points104 points 2 years ago(8 children)This joke is... Mphone His best role is life man! Scroll, click or press any key to dismiss.

permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]Gone2tokyo 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago(0 children)Give the guy some damn credit! Is it even possible? Posted by Glenn Dunks at 12:23 AM Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest Labels: Poster, SJP, Thats So Ridiculous 2 comments: Stefany said... No URL shorteners No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments.

It never fails to strike that chord of nostalgia in me, and Renee as Jenny is the quintessential Final Girl imho. In these two posters for his romantic comedy Failure to Launch he needs Sarah Jessica Parker to, try as she might, keep him at least partially vertical. Why hasn't anyone else noticed this? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/23/matthew-mcconaughey-canno_n_296655.html it's an ED joke!

permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]JamesLiptonIcedTea 36 points37 points38 points 2 years ago(16 children)I read this comment in Matthew McConaughey's voice. In the second international poster he can't even be bothered doing that and must get SJP to wheel him around while he sits in a comfy chair. Hawks, B+ The Adventures of Robin Hood, 1938, dir. permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]EltonJuan 40 points41 points42 points 2 years ago(1 child)Welcome to the McConaissance™ permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]Dininiful 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago(0 children)I refuse to call him Matthew McConaughey anymore.

permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago(0 children)And don't hate me, but Reign of Fire. http://stalepopcornau.blogspot.com/2009/04/why-cant-matthew-mcconaughey-stand-up.html April 25, 2009 at 2:24 AM la scorchita said... I'm still really bummed about that show though, I didn't realize they weren't coming back til it was over. Visit our friends! /r/DogsWearingHats /r/CardsAgainstHumanity /r/humor for more in-depth stuff /r/comics /r/punny /r/lolcats /r/wheredidthesodago /r/lol /r/shittyaskscience /r/screenshots /r/nononono "how I think I am vs.

Now he's in everything and won an Oscar." permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago(0 children)He very much stood on his own in TD. Which is fine, those shows are intended to be the way they are. permalinkembedsaveparentload more comments(2 replies)load more comments(1 reply)[–]lnstinkt 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago(2 children)He deserved the Award but should be banned for life at the Oscar's after that cringe-speech. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]freon 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago(0 children)You keep thinking it happened in 2010, but--you see-- time is a flat circle.

Tomorrow Cannes: With Famous Directors Come Disappointments... I personally enjoyed it. Hah! permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]freaksavior 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago(0 children)Looks like he's doing okay permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]Soul_Donut 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago(0 children)That's what happens if you don't have a spine.

Actually the only time I've ever seen Woody manage a believable performance in his career as well. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago(1 child)In A Time to Kill he played the "Good Looking Young Lawyer" and because of that he was typecast as "Good looking young X k*thy Boys on the Side.

He has vertically offset disorder.

permalinkembedsaveparentgive goldload more comments(2 replies)[–]micromoses 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago(1 child)Oddly enough, he appears to have won it by finally standing unassisted. Yet again he needed the women of the movie to keep him standing. I'm sure Embed Code hide post details Use old embed code Copy and paste the HTML below into your website: Theme: Dark Light Custom Preview Background: # Text: # Link: # Posts with titles such as "I got banned from /r/___" or "This got removed from /r/___" are not allowed. 5.

permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]heirtoflesh 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago(0 children)Same actors. permalinkembedsave[–]DaHockeyModsBannedMe 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago(0 children)When I smoked pot in High School I thought that movie was the shit. permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]InsertOffensiveName 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago(0 children)I really like how mcconaughey has changed from girly "good life"-movies, to some serious acting challenges, such as true detective and most of all This opened up many new roles.

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I do remember tranny Leatherface, though. permalinkembedsaveparentgive goldload more comments(1 reply)load more comments(2 replies)[–]Deified 162 points163 points164 points 2 years ago(48 children)What I love about this post is that it reminds me how McConaughey used to be a low permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]SweetPrism 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago(3 children)THANK YOU FOR THIS. He's really versatile.

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